chad

chad
1. (Chad) (2299↑, 1758↓)
A member of the male gender, a Chad is a person, typically named Chad, who goes to bars to pick up chicks. He usually accomplishes this by cockblocking other guys. A Chad can be identified by his appearance which usually consists of the following: mesh trucker hat, frosted hair, greasy spiked hair, polo shirt with the collar turned up, fake tan, ringer t-shirt two sizes too small, pants two sizes too small, wifebeater in public, and a light colored button-up shirt. Chad's also have spent time in a fraternity, will dance by themselves to attract attention, and typically drink light beer.

This bar is full of nothing but Chads. I would have scored with that girl if that Chad would have just shut his piehole.

2. (Chad) (1470↑, 1076↓)
Chad, a person that thinks he is best at everything. Including sex. He thinks he is gods gift to woman, arrogant, a prick, bi-polar, hated and loved. Most Chad's got a Chuck Norris like beard. For a person that actually IS good at everything check: Dawson

Girl 1: OMG, my bf thinks he is best at everything. Girl 2: Fuck yeah. He is such a Chad

3. (Chad) (759↑, 371↓)
A stereotypical douchebag asshole/jock/frat boy/ with an ego the size of the planet, who needs a swift roundhouse kick to the jaw, ala Chuck Norris style (though if actually issued by Norris, this punishment may be too extreme, even for a chad). Basically, they think they're the best at everything, love to talk shit, and are a general nuisance in every way possible. A chad is somewhat easy to sight, as they're everywhere, but the only way to know for sure is to talk to/observe one. They typically dress in a similar manner to a "bro", though are not in fact bros. They either wear the latest fashionable clothing from big brands, or highly expensive graphic tees, most likely of the MMA (Mixed martial arts) variety. They most likely sport a tribal tattoo, or something of the like. They most commonly drive V6 Mustangs, S10 pickup trucks, or crotch rockets. Chads can be found in large numbers at Frat houses, local hipster bars, and nu metal concerts (which are obviously real metal shows...). They often travel in groups of a few, but can be found in swarms at these establishments. Other than being cocky and talking shit, other popular pastimes of chads include, but are not limited to: beer pong, racing hondas, UFC, and blasting nu metal on their stereo because they think it makes them look like a badass. Again, not to be confused with the [bro], who may or may not share some of these characteristics, but is actually cool, and therefore, is ok to hang around with.

Dude 1: Dude, this bar is totally full of chads tonight, what gives? Dude 2: It's $1 Bud Light Night. Don't you know? They only like light beer. Dude 1: Meh, screw this. Let's go somewhere else and grab a pitcher of Newcastle.

Author: Anonymous1_2 http://chad.urbanup.com/4228871
4. (chad) (782↑, 420↓)
A narcissistic pathological liar with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to tell stories that are completely untrue to perpetuate lies about people he claims are his friends and lies about his own life to ellicit emotions, like sympathy and envy, from his friends. He is intelligent enough that it takes a while to catch on to his lies. Often, there is no point to his lies - he tells them just to tell them.

That guy is such a [Chad]. I can't believe we didn't question his lies\!

Author: SociopathHater http://chad.urbanup.com/4643728
5. (chad) (614↑, 256↓)
A stereotypical [asshole] [jock].

Some chad knocked me into a table when he shoved some guy and now my arm hurts.

6. (Chad) (572↑, 229↓)
To exploit or cheat, in games or relationships. Online derivative of Chav.

Tim: I have the highest kills on this map, I have been camped at this spawn point for about 20 minutes now just popping them as they re-spawn. I am so awesome\! Jim: You are such a Chad...

7. (chad) (625↑, 284↓)
a person who is mistaken for a mentally retarded person based on their looks and personality. no matter how much their girlfriend may brag, they do NOT have a large penis.

If that ugly piece of shit over there isn't a chad, then I don't know what is.

8. (Chad) (539↑, 196↓)
Chad another term for chronic dope mary jane weed grass pot and so on.

"YO niggah pass me da chad." "Is chad here?" "Are we chillin with chad? "bitch wheres my chad?\!"

Author: sd45f4g4545fd4h454dfhpuyyse http://chad.urbanup.com/2353066
9. (chad) (523↑, 180↓)
adj. used as a derogatory term towards others. used on someone being a dickhead or someone being a cockey asshole. also someone who is a huge loser. verb. continually dropping the ball. pissing everyone off. screwing up really bad.

adj. "stop being such a chad" "what's up chad" "he was beign a total chad" "that guy is a huge chad" verb. "you chaded yourself pretty hard" "he wouldn't stop chading at the party" "he pulled a huge chad"

10. (chad) (464↑, 128↓)
Counsil House And Dangeous, Basically A chav, But Worse. Having Been Born Into The Chav Religion, Proud Of Following His/Hers Parents Shitty Dead End Lifestyles,

OMG, Youu Know That Lad Chas, Yeah... He's A Chad OMG DAT IS WELL BAD :O

11. (Chad) (553↑, 219↓)
A chad is typically a male. it's common that a chad would have gelled hair and wear sun glasses because they think they make them look cool. Chads would be know to act tough and like they can't fight however they will never fight. Examples of chad brands are afliction tapout hurley famous etc. Chads typically only drink and don't smoke.

That chad is taking creatine. Hey chad where'd you get that tapout shirt?

Author: greatslang123 http://chad.urbanup.com/3980890
12. (Chad) (497↑, 163↓)
N. A psychotic, cracked out, [douche bag] who has serious anger issues. Tends to make out with [gay] guys and take it up the ass while claiming to be [straight] . Also.tends to run away from a fight and thinks he's always right in any situation; a pussy who's only skinny because he sniffs [coke] all the damn time. Fuck Chad\!

Elizabeth: "Chad busted Jarret's windows out of his car." Megan: "why?" Elizabeth: "Because I dumped his crazy, gay ass for Jarrett" Megan: "what a psycho\!"

Author: Elizabitch:) http://chad.urbanup.com/3905343
13. (chad) (464↑, 134↓)
an untrustworthy, worthless, fat, unsanitary, disgusting excuse for a person, who steals from the people he calls his friends(whom he doesnt desserve to know), has serious body odor problems; all the time, and even at the age of 19, is more childish than a 10 year old kid. He gets his mommy to pay back the people he stole from, since he doesnt have a job, and probably never will. He lives at home on his computer and/or phone, and throws a little hissy fit, runs off pouting, and refuses to come out of his bedroom when asked to get off for even a minute.

Chad is a faggot who needs to come out of the closet. Chads very presence pisses me off. Chad needs to either get a real life, or end the pathetic excuse for one he has now. Chad should have been aborted. Chad should have been the one that died, not Heather.

Author: think real hard about it (dont hurt yourself), ur a big boy (sort of) figure it out (i doubt u can) http://chad.urbanup.com/1763832
14. (chad) (459↑, 136↓)
Chapped Hole And Dick.

Dude, those fags Darin and Samuel had anal so long, they both got a chad\!

Author: KOCK_iiN_MOUTH_KWEEN http://chad.urbanup.com/2449772
15. (Chad) (413↑, 96↓)
a peice of shit fagget some one who wears a wifebeater and flip flops. someone who gets everything handed to them and thinks they are better than everybody els

the blond chad in the new friday the thirteenth doctor rick in fired up

Author: Jason DeRulo http://chad.urbanup.com/4704684
16. (CHAD) (388↑, 71↓)
(N) to acquire goods for a ridiculously cheap price.

"Yo, I just [CHAD]ed some sick 12 inch kickers for 5 bucks and some pocket lint.

Author: 01longbeddin http://chad.urbanup.com/4524883
17. (Chad) (389↑, 80↓)
Chad: opposite of a chode, rather than short and fat it is long and skinny.

The chad penis touched the ceiling and was a centimeter thick.

18. (chad) (526↑, 238↓)
something that is rubbish or unworthy

the football team were chad tonight

19. (Chad) (608↑, 323↓)
Def. 1. Chad- Noun. a person, male, that thinks he is the best- at anything and everything. Their skewed self-perception fills them with a false sense of sophistication and intelligence. Outfitted in the latest fashion trend- Often polos, striped button-up shirts, sea shell necklaces etc. a Chad may be spotted sporting a fake tan, bleached teeth and gelled hair. Due to their common love of beer pong, shity acoustic guitar playing, possible Frat house background and generally annoying, repulsive demeanor they are often confused with a [Bro]. Chads often manage to attract good-looking but self-conscious girlfriends or "[Place-Holder]s" by talking down to them and endlessly spouting off at the mouth about their own accomplishments. Def. 2. Chad- (The Country) Geographical name. Officially the Republic of Chad, a country in central Africa. Def. 3. Chad- (Paper) Noun. Fragments of paper created when holes are punched in paper, cardboard etc. Similar to [confetti].

------------------- Setting- House Warming Party: Chad \#1: "Oh darn\! All the Bree is gone\! Well, I guess I'll play my guitar for everyone in the middle of the living room." ------------------- Setting- The Club: Chad \#2: "Hey baby, are those Fendi glasses?" ------------------- Setting- House Party: Chad \#3: "Who wants to play beer pong?\!?" ------------------- Setting- In the mall: Chad \#4: "Hey let's stop by Abercrombie and Fitch, then I need to go buy some hair gel."

Author: angelheart04 http://chad.urbanup.com/3437692
20. (Chad) (471↑, 191↓)
a tool. Someone who consistently wears cut off t-shirts, gold or silver chains, jerseys, baggy jeans, jean shorts. Favorite brands are Abercrombie, American Eagle, or Wal-Mart. They are often douche-bags.

That guy looks like a tool sportin those Jordans without laces and a baggy pair of jorts. He's a Chad.

Author: Diedrich von Octuberstein http://chad.urbanup.com/1675637
21. (chad) (430↑, 153↓)
(noun) the dirrect opposite of a [chode]. it is a dick that is long and skinny. (adj) to describe something (usualy a person) who is extremely tall and skinny

Mary loves chads because she can put them in her mouth better than a fat chode Check out that Chad over there, hes so skinny and lanky I could break him over my knee

Author: Davebrochill http://chad.urbanup.com/2457210
22. (chad) (552↑, 287↓)
"An American youth subculture, characterized by an affinity for loud sports cars, [MTV], and brand name clothing lines, usually found in packs late at night at Taco Bell." Often seen wearing: Abercrombie & Fitch t-shirts, fitted, sports themed, baseball caps, Oakley sunglasses, sea shell necklaces, etc.

Those Chads are going to go home and chundle eachother's runches.

Author: Craig von Jackson http://chad.urbanup.com/1973854
23. (chad) (476↑, 220↓)
excrement that comes form the butthole

Your mom likes it when I drop a chad on her chest

24. (Chad) (333↑, 116↓)
A noun used to describe the result of immense amount of man chowder.

"Oh my God, I really want to chad in her face"

Author: William Burton http://chad.urbanup.com/3081461
25. (CHAD) (356↑, 145↓)
Male love juice; especially once sprayed upon a chick's face.

Will: "Last night I took Rowena home and chad all over her face\!" Rob: "Sweet..."

Author: PickleBranston http://chad.urbanup.com/3081480
26. (Chad) (295↑, 90↓)
A frat boy. Also referred to as a Bro or Broseph. Derived from the comedy video "Douche Off" by BaratsandBereta.

Steven: "Hey Tom, are you going to the Frat Rush tonight? Tom: "No man, I'm not going to be a part of that Chad party."

Author: aarondobbeeeez http://chad.urbanup.com/4217310
27. (chad) (106↑, 32↓)
A nice guy that will help you with your problems. Extremely trustworthy and caring. Though [unusual] at times, he can be cool. Also very attractive and extremely funny, and can see through people lies.

did you see chad? He saved a kitten\!

Author: alice carrik http://chad.urbanup.com/5048032
28. (Chad) (176↑, 107↓)
A little guy who likes fish. He loves fish. He smells like fish. He goes fishing. He eats fish. He has sexual intercouse with fish.

Chad has sex with fish. Chad goes fishing. Chad is a weirdo.

Author: CHADLIKESFISH http://chad.urbanup.com/3690397
29. (Chad) (85↑, 42↓)
The most amazing man you'll ever meet. Charming, funny, generous, sweet, compassionate, understanding, and he listens. We all meet a Chad at least once in our lifetimes. Keep them close in your lives. Even if you can't have one for yourself ;) Chads are blessings and unbelievably amazing, not to mention drop dead gorgeous. Chads are so so sexy and very popular with people because they're easy to get along with, so Chads have lots of friends. Chads are honest and are very trustworthy and dependable and you can always count on a Chad.

He's so funny and understanding\! He's such a Chad\! :)

Author: SuicidalMickeyMouse http://chad.urbanup.com/5164951
30. (Chad) (48↑, 6↓)
Chad is chad and I'll chad you.

Man 1: 'That girl over there is chad.' Man 2: 'Yeah, I'd chad the life out of her, for her.'

Author: Vondisco8888 http://chad.urbanup.com/5839214
31. (Chad) (29↑, 19↓)
A lovely young man, not a douchebag, with a distinctive laugh. Chads love the outdoors and helping people. Despite their faithfulness in romantic relationships, Chads are magnets for the ladies due to their cute bums. They use their vast knowledge for good instead of evil (most of the time). While Chads are notorious for being right, they are very humble indeed, and sometimes feel bad for needing to be correct so often. Truely, Chads are good people.

Aisley: Did you hear that laugh? Jessi: I hear it...It must be Chad\!

32. (Chad) (27↑, 18↓)
Amazing looking guy, he has a way with words and can make any girl feel special. He's charming and has a good heart. He has also been blessed in the bedroom and is defined as a 'sex god'. He is also funny and has a certain sparkle in his eyes. A Chad normally comes with an amazing body and tattoos to top it off.

Girl 1: Omg i met a really cool guy the other day Girl 2: Is he a Chad? OR Girl 1:He rocked my world Girl 2:It was definitely Chad

33. (Chad) (12↑, 4↓)
The meaning of the name Chad is: Defense warrior The origin of the name Chad is believed to be Celtic C: The positive personality traits: Highly Sociable, Inspiring, Excellent Vocal communication skills, Motivational, Fun loving, Creative and Imaginative ,Versatile. The more negative personality traits apt in some circumstances to be as: Easily Bored - has trouble finishing projects, Prone to exaggerating, Sensitive to criticism, Irresponsible, Disorganized, Can be moody and emotional. H: The positive personality traits: A natural leader, a strong decision maker, Inspiring and Intuitive, Ambitious and Powerful, A Visionary with a persevering and pioneering spirit, Analytical and Factual, Generous. The more negative personality traits apt in some circumstances to be as: Dominant, Formal, Arrogant, Stern with a bad temper at times, Manipulative, Money Conscious, can be a gambler. A: The positive personality traits: A strong leader, who is highly competitive, Self Sufficient, Ambitious, Pioneering spirit, Inventive, Commands respect. The more negative personality traits apt in some circumstances to be as: Ruthless, Stubborn, Arrogant, Impatient, Dominant, Risk Taker. D: The positive personality traits: Highly practical - likes to get things done, Realistic, Traditional, Systematic and Organized, Solid and Reliable, Honest and Dependable. The more negative personality traits apt in some circumstances to be as: Serious, Rigid, Bossy, Judgmental, Inflexible, Overly cautious.

Chad = ^_^

34. (Chad) (10↑, 3↓)
An all around amazing person. Super sweet; cares about everybody. Chads know when you're hiding sadness behind your smile, and turn your sadness into happiness. Always there for you, and one of the best huggers ever. Hilarious and inappropriate, and sexy. One bad ass mo fo\! Everybody loves Chads.

Girl 1: I'm so sad. Girl 2: It's okay, I think I see Chad. Go talk to his Hollister booty self. He'll make you feel better with his dirty humor.

Author: creativepseudonym123 http://chad.urbanup.com/6243312
35. (chad) (8↑, 1↓)
sweetest boy on the planet, ridiculously hot, sexalicious, charming with the ladies. this boys got it all. xoxoxoxooxxoxoxoox \<3

chad is oh so sexy

Author: scandal1234555574 http://chad.urbanup.com/5860978
36. (Chad) (58↑, 51↓)
The pinnicle of terrible customer service.

"Remember, we want to make an impression here. Don't pull a Chad or you're fired."

37. (Chad) (758↑, 751↓)
Hot, attractive, intelligent male. Known for his all American good looks, dry humor and sarcasm. Funny, witty and modest. Chad is a well rounded, great friend, boyfriend, husband, etc.

He's so perfect, he's such a Chad.

38. (Chad) (7↑, 1↓)
An amazing guy. Any girl would be lucky to have him. Kind of shy but loving, sweet and caring. Good at soccer and a great kisser. Will never break your heart. Very caring and understanding. He's mine :)

He's so sweet\! He is such a chad;) I love my chad so much

39. (Chad) (25↑, 19↓)
A very sweet and caring individual who always puts others first. A trustwirthy friend and a devoted lover. Very attractive and one of a kind that many people are jealous of, and enjoys quoting borat.

I wish my boyfriend was more like Chad.

40. (Chad) (32↑, 26↓)
THE ACT OF BEING A GOD, THE BEST, A LEGEND, A SYMBOL OF HOPE FOR HUMANITY\!

Is that a bird? is it a plane? NO ITS CHAD\!\!\!\! YESSSSSS\!\!\!\!\!

41. (Chad) (12↑, 8↓)
Usually a confident guy, who is somewhat of an overachiever. They can get cocky sometimes but not to the point that they annoy people. Fun to hang out with but typically stay out of trouble. They drink but not to get drunk, don't smoke, don't fight, and usually drive the speed limit. Tight shirts and spiked hair aren't uncommon. They can get the girls but act much more confidently in front of them than they truly are. Despite popular belief, they are not really much of a bro or a fraternity bitch.

Drunk guy "Hey Chad, take a shot\!" Chad "Nah man, I already had a few...I'm drivin tonight."

42. (CHAD) (25↑, 22↓)
1. (adj) An Acronym that stands for Crazy High And Drunk. Used to describe a person, usually male, who is behaving erratically out of character due extensive alcohol & drug consumption. 2. (noun) An individual who is acting under these circumstances.

1. Two beers & a a bowl hit? Matteson is so baby CHAD right now\! 2. Hi, my name is CHAD - or - I'm so gone, you can call me CHAD.

43. (Chad) (3↑, 1↓)
usually a sporty guy who plays football,wears polo shirts with the collar flipped up, and allways has a big dick. can sometimes be a douche but is nice enough if you get to know him. try to meet one and get to know him

who is that guy with the big shlong (penis) oh thats chad, hes really good at football.

Author: chad_himself\! http://chad.urbanup.com/6250081
44. (chad) (2↑, 0↓)
Also known as a 69. When you and the opposite sex or same sex do the move 69

"Watsup guys, gues what I did with my girlfriend this weekend...the [chad]" "What no ways, u did the chad with ur girlfriend?\! That must be your signature move"

45. (Chad) (19↑, 17↓)
a male suffering from an alpha-male complex with a proclivity towards Fox Racing, Tapout, MMA, Affliction, Jack Daniels followed by a Coors light, Monster Energy Drink, Skin, and tribal tattoos. Chads surround themselves with females named Missy or Amber, and other males named Darrel. Chads can often be found driving lifted trucks, covered in aforesaid stickers and sportin' a soul patch/chin strap. Chads refer to other Chads as "bro," and can often be found reenacting their favorite MMA moves on each other to impress Missy, Amber and Darrel.

[fag] [dick] [asshole] [douchebag] [douch] [bro] [douchebaggery] [asshat] [dumbass] [Jerk] [chad]

46. (Chad) (2↑, 1↓)
A nice, kind sweet guy. He usually is black and is quite short. People say he's cute and he is very proud of it. He has a great smile and is very innocent. He likes mythology, fantasy and vampires. He is more like a 'geek' and spends all his spare time on the computer, maybe a war game or an online dating website? Or he is trying to find the newest glitch on his computer. Conclusion - Chad is a great guy who sometimes makes silly mistakes.

Random woman: "Hey Chad, can I borrow your car for the night?" Chad: "Sure thing\!" "Aw, you're so cute\!" "-blush- Thank you\!" "Why the hell do you have the CD of the music of World of Warcraft in here?" "-blush- I play it alot." "You sure do blush alot." "Sorry." "Want to have sex?" "No thanks, I'm not ready..." "Gee, that was a silly mistake."

Author: Kiss x Sis EXPERIENCE http://chad.urbanup.com/6366634
47. (Chad) (16↑, 15↓)
A type of Caucasian male often with blond or light brown hair they sometimes have a blonde girlfriend characteristics include but not limited to: being a dick/douche; defined musculature; uses the terms bro, babe or dude; owns a surfboard, a shark tooth necklace and a long-board.

Oh check it out it's a Chad

48. (Chad) (1↑, 1↓)
Someone typically with an amazing, deep-thinking personality. Chads usually have amazing bodies and are obsessed with working out. Most of the time, Chads like artistic and creative past-times and are almost always spending time on them. Chads are good boyfriends and lovers and care more for others than themselves.

Man, that Chad sure is kind.

49. (Chad) (1↑, 1↓)
Punk Bitch

"Hey, Chad is quite the punk bitch, eh, chaps?" "Indeed\!"

Author: Twice Tested http://chad.urbanup.com/6167224
50. (Chad) (2↑, 2↓)
A man in his thirties that likes older women; "Wrinkle lover".

Look at that guy hitting on the woman in a walker, he is such a Chad.

51. (Chad) (6↑, 6↓)
My closest friend. \#1. Like a family member. One I would be lost without. There is no other like Chad.He is the best of the best.

Chuck:What has Chad ever done for you \! ? Tim- He gave me the one thing I wanted more than anything else-His friendship. That's enough. Jennifer:Hey, who was that guy you were talkin to ? Tim:That's my best and closest friend- Chad. Jennifer: WOW \! He must really mean a lot to you . Tim:Yeah, You have no idea

52. (Chad) (7↑, 7↓)
A Chad is your typical rich Frat Boy. They wear backwards hats with their hair sticking out through the front, they enjoy wearing sunglasses indoors, lifting weights, reminiscing about their old LAX days, sporting plaid shorts and owning every color of polo shirt imaginable. They seem like the biggest douche to the typical guy, but they are Gods when rated by most sorrostitutes.

That guy is such a "chad" how is he getting with that really hot chick.

53. (Chad) (8↑, 9↓)
A name for guy, typically sexy, with a big dick. Complete sweetheart who treats whoever he's with like a princess, but knows how to please her. Loves sports and sex\!

Her boyfriend is such a Chad\!

54. (Chad) (8↑, 9↓)
Best boyfriend ever.

Chad is really the best boyfriend ever.

55. (Chad) (2↑, 3↓)
a shrimpy little perverted twig. quite the ugly hag. never talk to this fruit he is such a bean. you might go into a coma if you even look at him.

Blake: EW LOOK AT THAT HIDEOUS THING Kellers: IT RESEMBLES A RAPIST. Blake: IT HAS TO BE A CHAD\!

Author: helen kellers et abberdeen http://chad.urbanup.com/5875732
56. (Chad) (1↑, 2↓)
Is the name for a specific type of social group: The Jocks The kids who participate in sports in schools. note* This group doesn't have to be dressed in their uniforms, usually a person can tell by the others they hang out with or just the way they look. I gave this explanation above because it gives a visual to connect the word submission with the definition

A group of football players with there jerseys on walking across campass would be defined as "Chads"

57. (Chad) (1↑, 2↓)
Is a comonly used term at Marshall Middle. It means a sexual organ that asians use to describe their sexual positions. Or it means what ever the fuck you want it to mean. Most girls have no idea what a chad is.

i gotta itch my chad

Author: Dizzy D flash chadddd http://chad.urbanup.com/5851059
58. (Chad) (3↑, 4↓)
Metro, nit-picky, generally thinks they are better than most people, but that's only because most people suck. Most likely a good person, but misunderstood, it's the hipster in them you'll never understand.

Did you see Chad in his black rimmed glasses? He's soo hipster.

59. (Chad) (12↑, 13↓)
Chad: it can mean anything you want. You can use it in place of anyword. It is mostly used as a drug, or a sexual activity.

Dino: What are you going to do today Tyler? Tyler: Im going to go upstairs and drop a chad in the toilet. Maybe even beat my chad in a tubesock\! Dino: Damn Tyler look at your moms chad, I just wanna chad all over that\! Tyler: Dude you need to chad down with that. I dont want to have to pull out my chad and stab you.

Author: Diry McSquirty http://chad.urbanup.com/5051759
60. (Chad) (1↑, 3↓)
someone who is a loving boyfriend and supports you no matter what. and she is loved by a girl named Rio Bello.

I love you Chad\! :)

Author: lolslolshaha http://chad.urbanup.com/6128684
61. (Chad) (2↑, 4↓)
Noun describing a [psychopath] of the worst kind who deserves an Oscar for acting normal when it's really just a mask he wears to cover a severe personality disorder. Can be found living a parasitic lifestyle, either sucking his friends' dry by borrowing money and taking forever to pay it back, or else finding women with large bank accounts and playing on their sympathy with his "poor me" tales of woe. Always a player. Often addicted to cigarettes, pot, cocaine (when he can afford it or bum it off other people), internet porn, [sexual deviance] and light beer. Prefers sex with tattooed women, the more tats and piercings, the better. Adept at hiding his criminal past. Often lives with his mother, but would sell her in a heartbeat for rent money and/or drugs. Can be found talking smack about every woman he's ever dated, and his mother, too, if she's recently pissed him off. Shallow emotions. Will suddenly up and leave any relationship that lasts more than three months due to boredom caused by his own lack of imagination. Astoundingly [arrogant] with an overinflated sense of importance. Will do anything to avoid getting a real job, including lie, cheat and steal in order to pay his bills. Impulsive; usually lacks a conscience and doesn't know the meaning of the word remorse. A legend in his own mind. To be avoided at all costs.

My cousin just got dumped by her fiance' for no reason at all. That dude's got to be a f&%\#\@ing Chad\! You know that guy I've been seeing for the past six months who seemed too good to be true? Well, he was. He's a Chad, with a rap sheet longer than one of Cameron Diaz's legs\! My sister finally got rid of the Chad who moved in with her last year, but not before he spent all her savings, maxed out her credit cards and slept with her best friend.

Author: cutestofthemall http://chad.urbanup.com/6097010
62. (Chad) (17↑, 19↓)
Certified Dick Slinger aka CDS

Did you see the bulge in that guy's pants? Yeah, I know he's definitely a Chad\!

Author: Ali in the CIA http://chad.urbanup.com/5102263
63. (Chad) (2↑, 5↓)
Typical dumb-ass frat-boy types and/or yuppies. Term invented by counter-cultural types at Appalachian State in the 1980s, to mock the dominant culture. "Chad" is likely to wear khakis and, in the '80s, Izod or Polo shirts, often with the collar turned up in an idiotic fashion; today, sports Tommy Hilfilger shirts and the like. Usually a business major; aspires to be corporate asshole and play golf; Chad is often a dumb-ass, though, and ends up being a lower-level manager somewhere.

Hey, look at those stupid fucking Chads lining up to get into that god-awful frat party.

Author: PayasoGueyMesero http://chad.urbanup.com/6010762
64. (Chad) (2↑, 5↓)
Metrosexual, nit-picky, generally thinks they are better than most people, but that's only because most people suck. Most likely a good person, but misunderstood, it's the hipster in them you'll never understand.

Did you see Chad in his black rimmed glasses? He's soo hipster.

65. (chad) (4↑, 10↓)
A gay litte man with an unusually small penis , usually loves givin up the bum to men of a very mature age , note that all chads have very tiny penis

Man that chad tried bumming me in that pub

66. (Chad) (2↑, 8↓)
A Chad is essentially a psychopathic narcissistic predator who surfs the internet looking for women of all ages--teenagers, MILFs, cougars, anyone--to lure into his lair using charm, seduction, lies, compliments. He tells each of them that they are the only one, and somehow gets even the smartest women to believe him. He joins every online dating site, including sex sites, in order to find his prey. He is usually a computer/cell phone internet addict. You can recognize a Chad by the cigarette stains on his teeth and fingers; his beer/fast food gut; his few days' beard growth; and the dark circles under his eyes from staying up all night prowling websites and chat rooms for his next unlucky victim.

My ex was such a Chad, he was sexting ten different sluts right before I kicked his ass to the curb\! That dude at the bar just ordered us drinks, but he's obviously a Chad, check out the dark circles under his eyes. James has turned into a Chad, he is NEVER not texting, even at the movies. What a lameass\!

Author: barebottombooty http://chad.urbanup.com/5901475
67. (Chad) (16↑, 22↓)
Chad's go best with Alicia's :)

That girl looks like an Alicia, I bet she'd go good with a Chad.

68. (Chad) (2↑, 9↓)
A Beached Whale/whalrus whom weighs more than his phone number. other kids typically orbit him. He has a lack of reproductive organs. Chads normally deny being a beached.

Chad is a [insert beached whale/whalrus noise here]

69. (Chad) (22↑, 29↓)
An intoxicated guy from Canada who unconsciously wanders into others people's rooms, pisses all over their belongings, and feels he is too cool to clean it up.

Why are my shoes and chair wet? Was there a fucking Chad in here?

Author: THE FUCK'N RA http://chad.urbanup.com/4664145
70. (Chad) (2↑, 10↓)
Chad, an a rare species of shemale of which they have no urges for actual people, just computers or xboxes. They sometimes experiment their urges with their electronics in ways indescribable. This species is also known to have sociopath issues. But mostly toward female wimminz. This could be the missing link that evolutionists have been looking for.

You: Chad, how much do you like Minecraft? Chad: *jizzes* You: Woah Chad... Umm bye. Chad: MINNEEEECRAFFFTTT\!\!\!\!

71. (chad) (7↑, 15↓)
One of the most awesome people in the wurld. he is always a win and if a woman is named chad she will turn into a man

oh no\!\!\! its a chad

Author: WaterBuffaalo http://chad.urbanup.com/5357430
72. (chad) (5↑, 13↓)
To chad: to raid or steal someone's food.

Guy 1: That guy took all the food in my fridge\! Guy 2: Yeah, you just got chadded.

73. (Chad) (8↑, 16↓)
When a man films himself masturbating and proceeds to tell his friends about it

Man 1: What do you do on the weekend? Man 2: I did a Chad

74. (chad) (12↑, 21↓)
a vary stupid male that does not have a liking for females and should stop putting sharpies up his anus. no one in his friend group really likes him, hes kinda the outcast that every one makes fun of when hes not there.

girl: hey chad do you want to chill tonight i'll suck your dick. chad: first, i have a short but fat penis and second i would rather stick sharpies up my ass then put penut butter on my penis and let my dog lick it off.

Author: you know me in realy life http://chad.urbanup.com/5052567
75. (Chad) (15↑, 26↓)
a douchebag or prep usually plays Lacrosse and his rich and attends private schools. A name that pisses you off when you hear of hit and is often made fun of.

No one likes that douchebag.........Ya man what a Chad

76. (chad) (212↑, 228↓)
-The name of all leading role men in Girly movies. -A pretty boy. -A bit queer. -Tall and Blonde. -Owns a hairdryer. -Wears pink bowling shirts. -knows what mascara is for. Ends relationships with "its me,not you"

Josh: What a fucking Chad\!

77. (Chad) (33↑, 59↓)
A unit to measure time, approximately 20 solar years. A Chad is usually used as a time measurement inside comparisons or metaphors.

They have been married for, like, 2 and a half Chads\!

78. (Chad) (48↑, 77↓)
Old term for the bits of paper punched out of a perforated tape and/or punched cards that they used in old computers or teleprinters.

I managed to upset all the chads all over the floor. Took me hours to clean them up.

79. (chad) (30↑, 94↓)
a huge, almost cyst like pimple on one's face, so large that it deserves it's own name; is usually in a very unsightly spot, such as chin, cheek, or between the eyes

Check out that huge chad on nic's face\!

80. (chad) (10↑, 75↓)
A slice of toe cheese.

Mmmm, this chad tastes darn god on my pizza.

Author: Cheese McGee http://chad.urbanup.com/3430395
81. (Chad) (17↑, 88↓)
One who farms or raises llamas and other exotic pets. Generally lives alone and smells of rotten garbanzo beans; frightens young children on hallow e'en, etc.

Joe: hey Marcus, can i come over? Marcus: Idunno, my dad's a real Chad.... Joe: Harsh.

82. (chad) (27↑, 106↓)
In reference to the male anatomy, it is the space between the anus and the scrotal sac.

Guy: Argh... my chad is so damn itchy\! Girl: Dude\! too much info\!

Author: teamchad4life http://chad.urbanup.com/2421696
83. (Chad) (48↑, 157↓)
1. A flemy overused tampon that has a really high voice, and watches 45 hours ofo. porn a day, and jerks it while playing W.O.W. and drinking appletinis. 2. A living cum target

Chad, Richard

Author: testiesforrrrme http://chad.urbanup.com/3674193
84. (chad) (65↑, 195↓)
derogatory term for a cigarette. originates from SE Essex, UK.

"Dude, put that chad out. I was just about to spark up this joint."

85. (Chad) (519↑, 687↓)
Smooth. Suave. Sophisticated. Modern-day James Bond... But better.

"Becoming a Chad takes more than time... Not many can become a Chad. THE Chad."

Author: Joe L. Jackson http://chad.urbanup.com/3345849
86. (Chad) (71↑, 288↓)
A tall handsome man. Soon to be famous basketball. a.k.a my boyfriend.

He is so sexy, he looks like a chad.

87. (chad) (330↑, 579↓)
Beautiful, intelligent and sexy male, known for their genius and good looks. talented

Chad is so smart and amazing.

88. (Chad) (225↑, 552↓)
The man I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with.

I am madly in love with Chad.

Author: SevenOhSavage http://chad.urbanup.com/4270021
89. (Chad) (341↑, 678↓)
A cute boy who is fairly tall Kind of shy, and is very loveable.

Omg Chad Is The Best BoyFriend EVER.

Author: SuperSneakyNinjaLike http://chad.urbanup.com/3024560
90. (Chad) (67↑, 431↓)
Despite some accusations, the Chad tends to a male of great potential. The Chad is usually a very well-rounded person. Typically good-looking, the Chad may seems cocky, but is actually of average confidence. Generally very sweet, caring, and protective, the Chad is also known for moderately crude humour, sometimes in considerable amounts. All in all, a great person.

"Who's that guy? He seems kinda [cocky]?" "Him? He's a Chad. He's a great guy, actually."

91. (Chad) (46↑, 436↓)
Noun. Most often a [male], and largely nocturnal, Chads can seldom be seen during the daylight hours except to attend work and sometimes eat. Their main diets consist of meat and potatoes. Chads can also be identified by their love for [video games] and all things related. They also enjoy [science fiction] [books], [manga], [online comics], and [sex]. These are items that are essential to attracting and maintaining a healthy, happy Chad. However, When a Chad is enthralled in a video game or book, it is almost impossible to achieve and maintain his attention. Chads are also infamous for their laziness and immaturity. Despite their drawbacks, Chads are lovable, easy to talk to, great cooks, and considerate lovers. When the mood strikes them, they can also be quite generous, thoughtful, witty and humorous. In physical appearance, Chads often sport glasses, side burns, and dark clothing. They are short yet somewhat burly in stature and quite fuzzy. Ironically, these features can make Chads great at cuddling. Although Chads are notorious lay-abouts, once they are coaxed into work, they do so with great efficiency and enthusiasm. Chads are invariable attracted to [Cassandra]s, who may or may not reject their awkward yet oddly charming advances.

He stayed up all night playing Star Trek Online? He's such a Chad\! Stop being Chad-like and take out the garbage\! His artless yet amiable attempts at wooing the girl were quite Chaddish. The ursine creature was somewhat Chaddish in manner.

92. (chad) (53↑, 443↓)
Deriving from St. Chad, Chad's is the smallest yet most perfectly formed college in Durham University. Located on North Bailey, and next to a world heritage site (Durham Cathedral). According to the majority, Chadsians are the friendliest people on the planet.

Boy: Do they go to Chad's?\! Girl: Yes...I wish I went there.....rather than that Hatfield dump.

Author: The Chad's Goat http://chad.urbanup.com/2380619
93. (Chad) (33↑, 458↓)
1. Slang for one's Scrotum, when stretched out prior to a tea bagging. 2. Large amount of Male ejaculation on the female face (Skeet) 3. In reference to the male anatomy, it is the area between your sac and your asshole. 4. Popular name, usually a Chad can be described as calm and cool. Most Chads know how to dress to impress and are considered sexy by women while being hated by jealous Haters. For the alternate definitions most Chads are known as; Stretch Nuts , Splooge, Chode and other variations of the definitions.

Dude snap a pic while I lay the chad across this chicks face. Bro last night I chad all over that chicks face Guy 1. It’s so FN hot out\! Guy 2. I know I got the worse FN swamp chad ever.

Author: Trying to learn you some http://chad.urbanup.com/3221606
94. (Chad) (16↑, 442↓)
In the spirit of the English Chav. "Chads" hang out at shopping malls and wear the latest fashions no matter how ridiculous they look. At the time of writing this a "Chad" would be hanging at "Chad Central" (Chadstone shopping centre in Melbourne), or any other suburban Australian shopping mall wearing skin tight denim cut off jeans rolled up above the legs, white Havainian thongs, a pink, lemon, or peach t-shirt, and sporting a Duran Duran haircut.

Just go to Chad Central (Chadstone shopping centre) and look around.

Author: bunsen burner http://chad.urbanup.com/2353275
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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